The Sierra Sage
CARTOONS & HUMOR
by April Pedersen
Freelance illustrator April Pedersen has lived in Reno for the past 24 years, where she enjoys geocaching and forming strong opinions on just about any topic.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
- Francis Bacon
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LIFE IS FUNNY
Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST:
"One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The buck stops here." ~ Harry S. Truman
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."
~ John F. Kennedy
Great Current Orators of the Democrat Party - PRESENT:
"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' ~ President William Jefferson Clinton
"That Obama... I would like to cut his nuts off." ~ Jesse Jackson, Sr.
"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~ John Edwards
"What difference does it make?" (re: BenghaziMurders) ~ Hillary Clinton
"I invented the Internet." ~ Al Gore
"The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going toshove my rosary beads up their ass." ~ Joe Biden
"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what itwas once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future,uh, for my children." ~ Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)
"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats." ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary." ~ Sen. Harry Reid
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful,true, and honest than he is." ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted 1998)
"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)
And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior Moron":
"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it."
~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010)
(As one Doctor said: And that is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.)
HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDSIN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE-GREAT COUNTRY!!